Ollie just munched/slurped/licked/wore/abused a stick of pineapple. It was one of the more terrifying things I’ve witnessed. I don’t understand how one stick of pineapple could a) spread to so many surfaces and b) seemingly cover a small child’s face and scalp (!?!) so thoroughly.
Adding to the joy is the fact we forgot wet wipes ( Rosie I’m blaming you!), so now it’s quite possible to stick objects to him with the knowledge only a thorough hosing down will make them fall off.
Parenting a Monster. 
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