Parenting a small child is not easy.
Ollie's discerning pallette had its first proper taste of Japanese/Sushi today. Unsuprisingly he loved it and equally predictably he managed to make eating rather dainty morsels of food look truly horrific. He pretty much dived face first into some seaweed coating himself and the immediate splatter area around him before we rescued the food. It... Continue Reading →
This picture below hides the truth of what our little Oaflike monster has been up to today. He may look a poppet in this picture but this is the end result of Ollie terrorising our dog. It got to the point that the dog began to whine to get outside for a break from the... Continue Reading →
Ollie just munched/slurped/licked/wore/abused a stick of pineapple. It was one of the more terrifying things I've witnessed. I don't understand how one stick of pineapple could a) spread to so many surfaces and b) seemingly cover a small child's face and scalp (!?!) so thoroughly. Adding to the joy is the fact we forgot wet... Continue Reading →
First attempt at blogging about an Olephant.
Parenting a Monster. 